FROM AUSTRALIA TO ASTURIAS

Sandra, Tim... will you ever come to visit me again???

Ok, you don't need to make these faces....

I just wanted to show you a couple of pictures I took...

Tim training for the European Football Championship...

Tim and Sandra awarded with the KEY OF HONOUR

to the Most Exotic Visitors of the Year

Tim suffering the terrible consequences of Asturian Firewater (ORUJO).

Sandra, the famous bigamous, drinking out of the seven pipes of the miraculous Covadonga Fountain that guarantees marriage within a year...

No, Sandra... no way! This SMART ASTURIAN CALF won't come any closer. She knows about your dark past in the cattle factory skinning and castrating her fellows...

CIDER (SIDRA) pouring in a typical Asturian SIDRERÍA

The SKINNER'S KNIFE.

(Pay attention to the malicious smile...)

Tim loves wearing ties... but not just any tie. The CORBATAS (ties) of UNQUERA are his favourites (mmmm, nutritious and delicious..)